And this, dear readers, would be why we don’t EVER let Jade find new historical dramas. Because then I wanna rp them all.
"…you love Ultron, Tony?”
(They said Avengers 2 will “have ultron” and “Natasha and Clint getting more action”, so these are my natural conclusions of what the movie will be like)
Clearly, you have discovered the man-crush I have on Cap. Well done.
Wishbone, aka the coolest dog of the 90s
aka the reason I know the plots to half of classic literature
"I’m not old enough to be a ma’am," River admonished. She felt uncomfortable with her state of psuedo-command. Mal and Zoe should be back soon, but in the meantime here she was keeping an eye on the new hire. "And now we have time to kill." It wasn’t ideal.
"Jayne an Cap’n Mal both made it right clear I was ta adress ya with respect, Ma’am. An that’s just what I’ll be doin." Clint met her eyes, smiling slightly. "Hum. Time ta kill, ya say? Well, what say we clean the hold, make it look a bit more shiney for em when they come back?"
shieldshawk said: -blushes so fucking hard- ASD;LKGASDF I’M A SEMPAI! COME MY KOHAI, WE SHALL PLOT AND BE ALL THE ADORKABLE BASTARDS.
//*Tears up* That’s all I’ve ever wanted!!! *runs into your arms* Senpai~!!! Let’s do multipara and all the feels!!!
//COME KOHAI, LETS DO THE THING!
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"Geesh, you’re bossy! I think I like you better as a dog, less growling at me, more growling at the people who are assfaces."
[He doesn’t actually mean that, not in a rude way. He’s trying to joke. It’s not working very well for him.]
"Oh I can do both just fine, don’t you worry —"
[ She gets the joking part - understands Clint rather well despite all his posturing and face-making ]
"I have no doubts."
[He grins, taking a few more bites of his burrito, tiredly leaning back against the couch.]
"I have no idea how the hell I got you to date me, or how the hell I got Bobbi to marry my sorry ass. And…Ok yeah."
"So, go get us the file. I’d like to get out of this hell hole of a town."
"Oh, come on, it…No, I like, this place sucks. And I always thought Ireland was nice…Ah well."